Monday, August 30, 2010

Rules For Insulting The Fat Bloke

There is an idiot doing his best to try and insult me on Twitter, and to be honest, he really isn't doing very well...so I thought for people's future reference, here are the rules for insulting me...

1 - Be able to spell. I'm sorry but try and insult me and you cannot spell or you do it in "txt spk" then I am more than likely to just laugh. Currently this guy is try to insult in almost all CAPITALS, in text speak and does not know how to spell some of the words he tries to insult me with.

2 - Actually know what you are talking about. It's not difficult to find out details about me, my details are not hidden in any way shape or form, yet this jackass tonight is insistent that I am a Pakistani female! In case you have not seen my ulgy mug, CLICK HERE and you can see that I'm slightly not...

3 - Actually have something original to say.  If all you have to say is I'm ugly, stupid, trailer trash (junior jackass, take note...it is TRAILER not TRAILOR as you have been saying all evening) then stop right now because frankly you will seriously bore me.

Right, have you got the rules?  Good good...

2 comments:

  1. Don't take no shit, Yam certainly not from the likes of him.

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  2. Trust me Andy he would have to do a lot more than he did to get under my skin!!

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